Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

Things are slow in our blog land. That magical place where blogs come from. I am dragging my feet through the chocolatey sludge of my brain to find something to blog about.

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I had a dream last night that I was at a party and a big man brought in a HUGE bottle of alcohol, like novelty size, to celebrate something. But I knew it was poisoned! He started pouring four glasses and I was trying to think of a plan of attack for getting people to not drink it when suddenly Tina Fey (or more likely Liz Lemon) burst in the room and started dropping the glasses of poisoned alcohol on the ground saying "WHOOPS!" very loudly and unconvincingly. It's hard to replicate in real life or especially in a blog, but it was so funny that I immediately woke up and laughed out loud.

I need to eat some thai food leftovers now, before I die of starvation.