IN-DEPTH NPSH FAN PROFILE #1 : KRISTEN

R U VOTING 4 JOE THE PLUMBER OR JOEBAMA? That's a question a lot of Floridans have to ask themselves, but not Kristen. Cause she's 17. We selected her randomly for the first installment of IN-DEPTH NPSH FAN PROFILE because Florida is the opposite corner of the lower 48 from Seattle. Here is a nice picture of NPSH, Kristen, and all of her pets.

NP Who are you / what should we know about you?

K I'm Kristen, I'm 17 and I'm from Orlando, Floridaaa!

NP Why do you like / kinda like NPSH?

K Hm, the reason I like NPSH is their music is just so great, so danceable, I love it. All their songs have very catchy beats with lyrics that'll just be stuck in your head for days.

NP What else do you like / kinda like?

K As in music? Oldies, all the oldies, Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, The Beatles, Johnny Cash. But if you're not talking about music, then I like sushi... I love sushi.

NP Do you have any pets?

K Yeah, 3 dogs, Tye, Peanut, & Mischa. 2 guinea pigs, Taco & Fogell. A bird, Lady Sovereign, and a hedgehog, Juno.

NP Is NPSH a good influence on your peers / parents?

K For sureee. My mom actually just became a fan of NPSH, I made her listen to some of the songs in the car and now she's asking me to put the songs on her ipod.

NP What does the line "we gonna get hologram love machine turtlenecks and slow-motion tag team" mean to you?

K Hmmmm. I really don't know, haha sorry.

NP Do you think our civilization is declining / is NPSH too late?

K Yes and no.

NP Can you make any anagrams with "natalie portman's shaved head," using all the letters?

K Oh man, um. "a salamander hash potted vein" anddd "valiant sharp nosed meathead". Yess.

NP What books / websites do you think NPSH should read?

K Books? Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto by Chuck Klosterman, def.

NP Thank you for answering our questions. Do you have any questions for NPSH?

K Why are you guys just so awesome?

NPSH Because of amaaaazing fans like youu!!!

K How would you describe your music to someone who's never heard you play?

NPSH 1000 monster trucks of love flying in unison over a pit of neon electric cobras

K If you were born the opposite sex, what would you want your name to be?

NPSH Luke: Summer, David: Anna, Shaun: Marissa, Claire: Seth, Liam: Kiki

Thanks Kristen!