A Poem

I just went to the dentist.

He was all, "So how's the band?"
And I was all, "Great, we're touring a lot."

And he was all, "What's it called again?"
And I was all, "Natalie Portman's Shaved Head."

And he was all, "Oh that's right, I remembered the 'Shaved' part.
Now, who's Natalie Portman again?"
And I was all, "She's an actress. She was in the new Star Wars and stuff."

And he was all, "Oh that's right. Are you guys on facebook?"

He's a real nice guy.

(P.S. He wasn't wearing scrubs today because they had some kind of terrible water leak in the office and he had to come in early. He offered to change but I told him it was cool and we both agreed it was probably better that he was wearing a t-shirt and shorts.

P.P.S. NO DOUBT WAS SO AMAZING.)