I don't know if you've been to http://yourscenesucks.com but it definitely has the various different "scenes" NAILED. So crazy. I've seen just about everyone of these people at some point in my life. It may be offensive, but sometimes you have to indulge in a little anthropological exploration. This scene has got to be my fav: CRABCORE.
Watch the video. For real. Wow.
Alright now go cleanse the palate.